New Zealand Badminton Team;a double entendre in every sentence

MA sent me this item about a New Zealand badminton team which wants to change its name. As you might imagine, the new name has something to do with the fact that the game is played with a shuttlecock. But you'll have to read the item to see what the name is and to join the fun people have been having with the suggested new name. As Stephen Pollard says, don't click on the link if you are easily offended by sexual innuendo.