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Sunday, August 21, 2005

Do Your Ears Hang Low?

Remember the old camp song [sung to the tune of turkey in the straw?]?

Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?

Here's a potential topic for a modern version about other parts of the anatomy. [courtesy of Cameron Diaz and Phil Miller]

Recommendation for Ms. Diaz: do not go into a sauna or jacuzzi with your male partner(s).
Recommendation for Ms. Diaz's male partner(s): cold showers might help.
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